There are rules to follow in order to survive a horror movie.
Rule #1. Have parents who care about you.
Robot: Uh, Mom, can go to a party with- I mean- I spend the night at a friends' house tonight?
Arpa: *laughs* Robot, you're not leaving this house! There's a masked marauder on the loose!
Robot: *slams book on table* YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING!
Rule #2. Don't date crazy weirdos.
Ogo: C'mon, Darby, I know someone tried slashing your throat, but why won't you go out with me tonight?
Darby: Because- Ogo- I'm not a careless freak that just puts out all the time
Ogo: So you're not <\i> like your childhood friends right now?
Darby: What?!
Ogo: Nothing!
Rule #3. If you're being attacked inside in a house with people who are <\i> your friends, call for help.
Liz: AAH! Someone help me! I'm trapped in the cellar with the marauder!
Bunch of people: There he is! Let's get him!
ToonGirl: Help me! I'm trapped in Darby's room with t
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